Trump Sees Updated Morning Vote Totals & Freaks Out Like A Maniac

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Where is Donald Trump? The public has not seen him since it became obvious that he was, indeed, a loser. He said on Election Day that he did not handle losing very well, and those close to him admitted that POTUS had a World War III meltdown in the darkest hours afterward. It was not pretty to see a 74-year-old having a temper tantrum. Maybe, we should just leave him kicking and screaming on the grocery store floor.

Clearly, someone has confiscated his phone, because he has eeked out just one solitary tweet. People wonder what Trump will do in the transition period after he gets he is a loser. Maybe “wonder” is too generous. They fear what a nationally-embarrassed POTUS will do. Get even?

The president was caught off guard that he could actually lose, and it may not have totally sunk in yet. How could he have not seen this coming? Oh right, he creates his own reality, hence the term White House “reality show host.”

Come to think of it, where is the Attorney General William Barr? He has been missing in action for days if not weeks. Maybe, these two old guys have baled. We do not have proof they are still even in the country. So where would they go?

This is the sad lone morning tweet. We expect to hear a rousing “Ah, ah, ah” after the count:

‘STOP THE COUNT!’

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Twitter world went crazy in the post-election noise. Take a look at what your fellow Americans had to say below:

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