Donald Trump’s biggest divide is that between his two eldest sons on one side and son-in-law Jared Kushner on the other. Trump’s senior adviser Kushner “approached the president about conceding the election,” two sources told CNN. No word on whether Ivanka Trump will come down on the side of her brothers, her husband, or she was the one to send Jared into the jaws of her enraged father.
The president was shocked that almost no Republican politician came out to defend him, not realizing that rats abandon a ship when it is mortally wounded. It is to be expected, of course, when a politician begins bleeding power after a mortal wound. The elder brothers Trump went out and defended their father, each in his own Twitter-drenched way:
“It’s a miracle…just like that corona is over.’
Don Jr. called the President-Elect Joe Biden and Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris win a “statistical impossibility:”
‘A statistical impossibility in and of itself. Strange that no one is ever curious about that trend.’
Then, the eldest son worried about the razor blade-thin Senate race:
He learned at the foot of a master tweeter and talked about a false media:
‘The media spent five years falsely calling Trump a racist and a misogynist and yet he increased his support with women and every minority group. Trump’s GOP is a massive tent of working Americans.’
Then, Don Jr. started getting a little loopy:
‘Hahahaha it’s so hard to be a left wing (sic) elitist in media in America. You’re a clown.’
He pulled himself together and called “Russia rigged:”
‘We went from 4 years of Russia rigged the election, to elections can’t be rigged really fast didn’t we???’
Don Jr. gave sarcasm an attempt but failed. He said he could have his “kids at Thanksgiving Dinner,” but they are still furious at him for abandoning them and their mother for a mistress:
‘I guess I can have all of my kids at Thanksgiving dinner after all? Would have been tough to weed a couple out.’
Of course, there were the 70 million “pissed off Republicans:”
’70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.’
Then, younger brother Eric Trump started:
‘If they can orchestrate the Russia Hoax….’
‘There is something seriously wrong with some of the numbers across the various states…’
Surprisingly, Eric called the number of his father’s unprecedented loss:
‘Does anyone believe that Biden, a candidate who had a tough time filing a room, got 8.89 million more votes than Obama 2012? This while @realDonaldTrump set vote records never seen before in the Republican Party (achieved 7.5 million more votes 2016) and is “down”?’
Then, Eric brought up the “voting machines:”
‘I am very suspect of these these (sic) voting machines.’
Soon after, the middle son went after ballot voting:
‘Now minors are voting…’
Maybe Eric’s heart was not in tweeting as his posts went down to two words:
‘Makes sense.’
Another two-worder:
‘Well said.’
Well said @Jim_Jordan! pic.twitter.com/V23BccFUbB
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) November 7, 2020
After that, Eric sent out an SOS:
Then, the middle son started one-word responses:
‘Yes.’
One more:
‘Exactly…’
After Eric got his second wind, he attacked the “Software from hell:”
‘Software from hell! There needs to be a manual recount of every ballot in this country right now!’
‘And so much more. Oh, dear:”
‘And so much more.’
Twitter world had fun with the royals sons’ tweets. Take a look at some of our favorites below:
— Paul 👻 (@pablo_honey1) November 8, 2020
Prison awaits you. pic.twitter.com/ikbbqjSuAs
— Andrew Bradford (@deepleftAndrew) November 8, 2020
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