Trump Descends From Golden Escalator Down Between Mortuary, Porn Shop

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Donald Trump started his 2016 presidential campaign gliding down a golden escalator in Trump Tower. He ended it with Rudy Giuliani in the back of a lawn service business with a porn shop on one side and a mortuary on the other. A rather ignoble end to a “golden” beginning. So what is next?

After Americans rose out of the dust of a shaken but not fatally damaged United States, they looked around to see what Trump would do in the 70-odd days he has left in his term. POTUS may continue to act out his mega-tantrum. Still, our nation’s processes held, and the world welcomed our Lady Liberty back into the fold after her disastrous affair with a bad boy.

If the GOP continues to indulge Trump, they only hurt themselves, especially in Georgia where the two remaining Senate seats await a run-off. If the Republicans take them, Senator Moscow Mitch The Grim Reaper McConnell (R-KY) will continue to lead the Senate and block any meaningful Democratic legislation. But if the Democrats take the seat, watch out Nelly.

Our great nation will begin to heal the divide, but more importantly, we will begin to build a country more fitting to who Americans really are: taxes on the top .0001 percenters to fund healthcare and a muscular coronavirus pandemic attack. Those taxes will build a climate change industry as amazing as the trip to the moon, more powerful than any other. That means the solution to the essential underlying problem: jobs, jobs, jobs. That will provide dignity and respect for all and an equal economy for all.

Trump tweeted a pitiful little tweet yelling into the nothingness “STOCK MARKET” and “VACCINE” “SOON!” Or not:

‘STOCK MARKET UP BIG, VACCINE COMING SOON. REPORT 90% EFFECTIVE. SUCH GREAT NEWS!’

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Then, Trump stumbled upon Reuters’ breaking news that two tech companies, Pfizer and Biontech, have a “90 percent effective” vaccine for the coronavirus. He fails to mention how long it will take for it to be thoroughly tested for side-effects. The country cannot line up for a vaccine that will kill them or make life not worth living. Make sure this virus will really do the job first.

The military has an outstanding distribution effort as seen on CBS’ 60 Minutes Sunday:

Pfizer and BioNTech say their COVID-19 vaccine is more than 90% effective reut.rs/3eDWrvv.’

Pfizer and BioNTech say their COVID-19 vaccine is more than 90% effective https://t.co/opdJE7dgjF pic.twitter.com/CxMTk4WDBr

— Reuters (@Reuters) November 9, 2020

Twitter world went crazy after Trump tweeted his losing news. Take a look at our favorite responses below:

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