Eric Trump Spazzes Out & Has Pre-Dawn Emotional Collapse

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Poor Eric. He has to jump up and down just to get a brief annoyed glance from his father, the president. It cannot be easy being the son of Donald Trump. After all, Daddy’s idea of entertainment is to pit him against Ivanka or Don Jr. and watch them battle it out. Yet, Eric Trump never stops trying. What is he afraid of, anyway?

This middle son, he has a younger brother Barron, attacked President-elect Joe Biden. Eric Trump said that Biden “went days without leaving his house.” Oh, horrors. The incoming president practices safe distancing.

Eric tweeted that Biden’s rallies were pitiful compared to the super-spreader events his father held:

Biden couldn’t get 10 people to a rally & went days without leaving his house. @realDonaldTrump received 11 million more votes than 2016, nearly doubled African American support – this was every stop, multiple times a day. This election was rigged from the beginning.’

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Eric Trump may not really care so much about the 2020 election as he does about going to jail. If he could somehow get the president off from all his crimes, then maybe he would love this son. Probably more aware than either Ivanka or Don Jr., Eric gets the many crimes his father has committed. After all, 246,623 people were murdered by the COVID-19 virus, many due to his father’s dereliction of duty.

Agreed, Americans are smart, Eric, but a “rigged election” is not what they do not buy. No, they are realizing that this president abandoned them, did not even care about spreading this terrible disease to everyone:

Americas don’t buy it… #RiggedElection’

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No matter how many times he says it, this was not a “rigged election:”

‘Rigged Election’

Worse, Eric knows that his father would shove him under the bus the minute things got too hot, before Don Jr. and definitely before Ivanka. We do not know about little brother, Barron. He towers over the Donald on their infrequent walks to the helicopter, making the president look small, which POTUS is — very small.

Twitter world rose up and fought back. Here are some of our favorites below:

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