Donald Trump may have lost it. He has totally abdicated his duties as president of these United States. Instead, he is tweeting his brains out. The man lives in a fantasy world where he makes up a lie, then he believes it. That makes it very difficult for us to follow what he is up to, and doing so is totally exhausting. But there is some hope.
Rebelling may be one of the president’s coping mechanism. He should be handling the coronavirus pandemic, so he does not. He ought to leave his staff as is, but he has been firing people left and right. He lost the election, so he tweets “I won the election:”
‘I won the Election!’
The “plague” has just been increasing in victims exponentially. There are about 200,000 new victims every day. That number will only go up until President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris take office 10 weeks from now. With any luck the presidential race will be called, and they can start working with the government experts:
‘Another Vaccine just announced. This time by Moderna, 95% effective. For those great “historians”, please remember that these great discoveries, which will end the China Plague, all took place on my watch!’
The good news is that we have a transition team of viral experts gearing up to hit the road running. This is what it looks like when a real president takes office with preparation, planning, delegation, and intelligence. Trump, on the other hand, is speculating about Ohio’s next governor:
‘Who will be running for Governor of the Great State of Ohio? Will be hotly contested!’
Unfortunately, every family in Nebraska will have someone infected with the coronavirus or lose someone they know. Trump could care less about Nebraska’s residents. No, he wants to blame the media and “the radical left Democrats,” because they supposedly stole the election:
‘The Radical Left Democrats, working with their partner, the Fake News Media, are trying to STEAL this Election. We won’t let them!’
Then, the president’s mind starts running all over the place, picking up a “donut” aka topic, taking a bite, then throwing it out. This one threatens Democrats will “pack the courts,” even though that is exactly what he did:
‘They will PACK THE COURTS. We won’t let that happen!’
Then, POTUS runs over to take a bite of the “STOCK MARKET” donut, which he erroneously thinks is the measure of the economy:
‘STOCK MARKET GETTING VERY CLOSE TO 30,000 ON NEW VACCINE NEWS. 95% EFFECTIVE!’
He throws that donut down and picked up the Ohio Governor race and repeats his craziness:
‘Who will be running for Governor of the Great State of Ohio? Will be hotly contested!’
He threw that donut away and grabbed European countries in a second wave of the virus. Shortly, his mind will run somewhere else:
‘European Countries are sadly getting clobbered by the China Virus. The Fake News does not like reporting this!’
Twitter world went nuts. Check out some of our favorite responses below:
— Eric Spring (@ericspringslens) November 16, 2020
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