Trump’s Tweets Monday Message That He Definitely Didn’t Write

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Finally! The show is over. At last, Donald Trump released his iron grip on the White House banister to let President-elect Joe Biden, Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, and their stellar choices for cabinet members into the government. There were two weeks lost as the coronavirus pandemic raged throughout the country in ever-growing swaths of death. Some thought that Trump would have to be carried out by the Secret Service screaming “I won! I won!” So why the turnaround?

Many believe that this was POTUS’ attempt to con as much money out of his followers’ Social Security checks as possible. Others felt that his dead-eye Duke gang of lawyers who could not shoot straight finally gave up — after 34 lawsuits and 34 losses and no path to even a stolen victory.

Senate Leader Moscow Mitch McConnell (R-KY) left town with thousands upon thousands of people in food lines and facing evictions and foreclosures. He did not seem to mind. Certainly, he was not the one to pressure Trump to let go. Nor did the cowardly Republican senators who have followed McConnell over any cliff of his choice. Still, there were those who began breaking away from the sheep pack.

Clearly, Trump did not renege out of altruism, because it is not in his DNA. Yet, he came out Monday night Twitter-stealing the high road, when we clearly knew his was a path of descent.  Do not fear. Soon it will all be revealed — everything in Washington always is. He tweeted thanking Emily Murphy at GSA for her “steadfast dedication and loyalty,” the woman who broke the law these last two weeks:

‘I want to thank Emily Murphy at GSA for her steadfast dedication and loyalty to our Country. She has been harassed, threatened, and abused – and I do not want to see this happen to her, her family, or employees of GSA. Our case STRONGLY continues, we will keep up the good…’

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Oh, wait a minute. Someone must have come into the White House from large animal control, shot him with an elephant dart, and stolen his phone. There is no way this sounds like the real Donald Trump. This individual is talking in whole sentences, using three syllables words, and talking in a language this man does not even speak:

‘…fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same.’

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Twitter world went crazy with the news. Check out some of our favorite responses were below:

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