Now, we know what Donald Trump has been doing between his golfing, tweeting and watching TV. His calendar is blank. As it turns out, the so-called leader of the free world has been out picking up rocks looking for lost voter ballots. After days of metal detecting, he finally found one — or so he says. In truth, we must admit a metal detector is probably the wrong tool for his latest hobby.
POTUS tweeted that Michigan’s election evolved into “a far bigger scandal (FRAUD!),” bigger than anyone’s imaginations can stretch:
‘Big voter fraud hearings today in the Great State of Michigan. This election is a far bigger scandal (FRAUD!) than anyone would have thought – not even close. Watch today!’
! This claim about election fraud is disputed.
After talking to numerous advisers and confidants, he concluded the “pardon investigation’ was all smoke and mirrors:
‘Pardon investigation is Fake News!’
Then, the president thanked Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) for “the really nice words” about “all we are doing.” The was a bit off the wall, because Cotton did not even mention the president’s name:
‘Thank you to @SenTomCotton for the really nice words on all we are doing, and have done. We will win!’
Twitter world shot in the air after Trump’s tweeting. Take a look at some of our favorite replies below:
Trump’s hearings have yielded zero wins. Someone’s not tired of losing re-election again. Me too. pic.twitter.com/DW38lMpSR9
— Chris #WearAMask #StayAtHome (@CJNWrites) December 2, 2020
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