Trump Tweets Thursday Night ‘Stolen Election’ Pity Party

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Poor little Donald. He has been sending out smokey tendrils of feelers about refusing to turn over the White House. He cannot bear that President Barack Obama’s vice president President-elect Joe Biden and (gasp) a woman, Vice President-elect Kamala Harris beat him — by over seven million votes. There is something rather rewarding about the image of Donald Trump clinging to the White House banister as Secret Service drags him out.

It is hard to get into Trump’s victimhood, after all, he was a millionaire before he was a preteen. There is so little pity left after watching miles-long lines of Americans trying to stave off their children’s hunger. This guy had the most important job in the country but blew it watching tv and golfing. All this, while he was responsible for a million people filing for unemployment again this week.

POTUS tweeted:

‘Democrats would never put up with a Presidential Election stolen by the Republicans!’

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He had the care of one of the best hospitals in the world during his coronavirus week. He even planned to rip open his shirt as he emerged from his Marine One ambulance to expose a Superman costume while every 27 seconds an American dies from this hideous disease.

So, Mr. Temporary President, you are actually right. Not only would Democrats not put up with their election being stolen. They would not even put up with a whiney, self-absorbed pity-seeking black hole who gets on their last nerve. Oh, that is right, they did not. Donald, you are so fired.

Twitter world went wild like a herd of running gazelles after they saw Donald’s tweet. Take a look at some of our favorite responses below:

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