Well, the Republican “lawmakers” are gearing up for another attack. But we notice a lethargy, a lack of clarity as they go around trying to implant their dark beliefs into Americans’ minds. What happened to them? Maybe, the anemic not-OK Coral Gang irregulars just have worn themselves slick in the lie track leading down to Donald Trump.
The Lincoln Project’s week wrapup shows them in almost action. Perhaps, that was the best the not-so-Grand Old Party can do.
Old Matt Gaetz (R-FL) refers to his party members as “old, obese, and comorbid. Why I don’t fit in.” Oh, but Matt, you do. You do. Your attempts to hustle young women, girls actually, has been a tried-and-true GOP ideal for decades upon decades.
Then, there is sell-my-soul-to-Beelzebub Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) who appeared as if he had had one too many before breakfast:
‘This is a cata, camibolistic, ca-uh…’
Maybe he was going for the word “cannibalistic.” Hmm, but maybe not. Maybe, the lie got stuck in his throat, because his one-million lie advantage had reached its maximum. Anyone?
Graham just spilled his brains right before the nation on TV and is probably searching for them now.
Lest we not forget, there is little Donnie Trump Jr. right there upon the stage, leaning on the podium as if he cannot stand up anymore. He stood there, was he weaving? Finally, he just spouted the one phrase “buckle up.” Where are we going, Donnie? Do they even let you have a driver’s license now?
Then, there was the Unknown Legislator. He called forth the spirits of the long-past Republicans, and nearly in a whisper for fear of recognition said:
‘I sure would appreciate the members not using the word “racism.”‘
Then, a conservative news/opinion outlet Newsmax host describing the Proud Boy traitorous Christopher Worrell:
”The horns, he’s kind of a clown, but he didn’t hurt anybody, he didn’t break anything. And he’s still in jail.’
According to The Naples News, the FBI charged Worrell with a few little naughty things. But hey, the news is right, right? He:
- ‘knowingly engaged in any act of physical violence against a person or property in any restricted building or grounds
- used or carried a deadly or dangerous weapon in relation to his violations
- willfully and knowingly uttered loud, threatening or abusive language, or engaged in disorderly conduct…’
Then, another out-of-step drummer told us it was:
‘Another hot moist summer in Afghanistan. The Taliban is having the time of their (sic) life.’
Au contraire our little misinformed speaker. Hot, yes, according to Weather-and-climate.com, but moist? Not so much, more like 60 percent and dry with only one or two days of rain, the weatherspark.com reported. But hey, maybe the guy lives in southern Nevada and has no point of reference.
‘Last week in the Republican Party…’
Last week in the Republican Party… pic.twitter.com/hnnxliR5qQ
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 1, 2021
All images screenshots via Twitter.
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