Ah, poor Eric Trump. He is suffering from The Middle Child of Trump syndrome. He is not quite up to qualifying for the Ivanka Type A Personality. And he cannot measure up to his rebellious older brother Don Jr. either. As for the younger two, it seems that everyone forgot about them. Well, except Melania who hangs out with their little 6’7″ brother.
Still, they sent Eric out to give Fox interviews, which could be one of their biggest mistakes — that and sending out dear old Dad. Clearly angry, Eric started out the interview by telling Fox News with Mornings with Maria Bartiromo he was upset. And indeed, he looked as if he was going to cry. But that could have been if Ivanka was being mean to him, called him a “loser.” The upset was so strong, that child number three could not make any sense until he warmed up himself:
‘They dig so deep they always find themselves.’
What? During the interview on Fox News, he complained that his family had been under investigation and hit with “subpoena after subpoena.”Of course, he would hate all that negative attention, because he got plenty of that around the dinner table. And like most middle children cum adults, he did not like to be told what to do:
‘And the reason I’m frustrated about this is every single day since my father ran for president, my father and our entire family and our company has been under investigation. Every single day, Maria, we get subpoena after subpoena after subpoena.’
His dad had weaponized 10,000 of his supporters and aimed them at the nation’s Capitol Building. So Eric decided it would be fun to use the word “weaponize” about everything: the entire system, the DOJ, our military, education, the medical system:
‘But, I mean, they weaponized the entire system in this country. They’ve weaponized the DOJ. They’ve weaponized our military.’
‘They weaponized the educational system in this country. They’ve weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents.’
It was such a shame that Eric could not even be a good middle child. Oh well. At least, he knew it was pretty important to maintain a dimmer light than the Donald exuded.
This was their entire interview. Apparently, Bartiromo could not take anymore:
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