These past four years felt like we were living with an out-of-control, trigger-haired parent who could blow at any moment. When President-elect Joe Biden and his team stepped onto the stage Tuesday, we remembered how comforting it was to live with a stable, empathetic parent. Biden surrounded himself with deeply-committed, patriotic, talented professionals dedicated to not Joe Biden, but to the success of this great experiment we call America. Donald Trump was enraged.
The president’s silence before reporters has been scarier than the volcano of rage that flows from Trump. Yesterday, he tightly pardoned Corn, the better half of the two turkeys. Cob will also receive a pardon. These two will never see a family table. The National Turkey Federation tweeted after they arrived:
‘It ain’t home, but it’ll do! Their bags are unpacked at the @WillardHotel and the turkeys are ready to relax before meeting the press. Now, where’s the minibar?’
After a brief ceremony, Trump went back into the White House. That is where we can see him in a strange Twitter juxtaposition, celebrating turkeys and exploding:
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2020′
https://t.co/fps08npGqJ pic.twitter.com/e7giu2jEG1
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2020
Trump does not want to go to Georgia to stump for the two Republican Senators who have done almost nothing for their constituents. But he sure could have tweeted about them:
‘…This could also be very helpful to @SenDavidPerdue and @SenatorLoeffler. Why is he afraid of Stacey Abrams? We don’t need the ballots — we only need the signed envelopes!’
Then, Trump raised his Jurassic head, looked around, and spied Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger. He smelled the man’s commitment to honor, and he aggressively attacked him:
‘Why isn’t the @GASecofState Brad Raffensperger, a so-called Republican, allowing us to look at signatures on envelopes for verification? We will find tens of thousands of fraudulent and illegal votes…’
‘The claim about election fraud is disputed’
Plus, Trump has not been willing to accept that America has said “You’re Fired:” 
Then, the president complimented a dentist who bowed and scraped before him, Dr. Paul Gosar:
‘Great job @DrPaulGosar. Thanks!’
POTUS continued to argue his imaginary case of winning before his people:
‘Should President Trump concede to Biden? Poll Results: No: 190,593 (98.9%) Yes: 2,181 (1.1%) Total Votes: 192,774. @gregkellyusa @newsmax For the good of our Country we must prevail!’
He continued, citing a poll originating from Breitbart. Now, that would not have any prejudice, would it? He tweeted:
‘Poll: 79 Percent of Trump Voters Believe ‘Election Was Stolen‘ breitbart.com/2020-election/ via @BreitbartNews They are 100% correct, but we are fighting hard. Our big lawsuit, which spells out in great detail all of the ballot fraud and more, will soon be filled. RIGGED ELECTION!’
‘The claim about election fraud is disputed’
Twitter world went wild over Trump’s twilight tweets. Take a look at some of our favorites below:
.#TrumpIsACriminal pic.twitter.com/gGVNW13Siy
— Rodney”Reciprocity”Claeys 🍾#WeWon🇺🇸 (@RodneyClaeys) November 25, 2020
— President Elect ModSquad (@Designsage) November 25, 2020
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