Trump Flops Awake & Has Multi-Rage Tweet Mental Collapse

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Donald Trump is getting desperate. He came out to talk to the press before hopping on his helicopter and did a magic trick. POTUS pulled out a folded piece of paper. In this pocket, he said he had a letter from Mexico’s President Andrés Manuel López Obrador and said, but I cannot tell you what it says. Then, he patted his other pocket and said that he had a letter from Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and said that he could not tell Americans what it says. Look! Tariffs solved. North Korea solved. Then, he went on.

Trump pulled fake polls out of his hat. Then, he pulled a crowd of 74,000 rally goers who could not fit in his 20,000 capacity arena. Next, he pulled a 50 percent approval rating out of his hat. Let us hope his next trick will not be removing all of his clothes and saying he is invisible.

The commander-in-chief tweeted:

‘”Someone should call Obama up. The Obama Administration spied on a rival presidential campaign using Federal Agencies. I mean, that seems like a headline to me?” @TuckerCarlson It will all start coming out, and the Witch Hunt will end. Presidential Harassment!’

Here is his hat trick:

‘Wow! Just got word that our June 18th, Tuesday, ANNOUNCEMENT in Orlando, Florida, already has 74,000 requests for a 20,000 seat Arena. With all of the big events that we have done, this tickets looks to be the “hottest” of them all. See you in Florida!’

Then, there was the fake news trick:

‘…..The Fake (Corrupt) News Media said they had a leak into polling done by my campaign which, by the way and despite the phony and never ending Witch Hunt, are the best numbers WE have ever had. They reported Fake numbers that they made up & don’t even exist. WE WILL WIN AGAIN!’

Next, he pulled 50 percent out of his hat:

‘Despite the Phony Witch Hunt, we will continue to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Thank you!!’

This trick was to show people he could repeat himself with this tweet — again:

‘Wow! Just got word that our June 18th, Tuesday, ANNOUNCEMENT in Orlando, Florida, already has 74,000 requests for a 20,000 seat Arena. With all of the big events that we have done, this ticket looks to be the “hottest” of them all. See you in Florida!’

In this trick, the president repeated himself again, too, with his “fake news,” and unfair polls. He wrote it so fast, he thought people would not catch him:

‘The Fake News has never been more dishonest than it is today. Thank goodness we can fight back on Social Media. Their new weapon of choice is Fake Polling, sometimes referred to as Suppression Polls (they suppress the numbers). Had it in 2016, but this is worse…..’

The last trick he did was to leak his own fake poll numbers and thought we would not see through this trick:

‘…..The Fake (Corrupt) News Media said they had a leak into polling done by my campaign which, by the way and despite the phony and never ending Witch Hunt, are the best numbers WE have ever had. They reported Fake numbers that they made up & don’t even exist. WE WILL WIN AGAIN!’

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