Trump Finishes Romantic Date With Kim Jong Un & Tweets Insane Gibberish To America

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Donald Trump and North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un met in the middle of our night at the Demilitarization Zone (DMZ) that has stood to protect its neighbors since the end of the Korean battles. The Korean War never ended. The two men have a lot in common. They both lock up men, women, and children in deplorable conditions. Neither has empathy, compassion, or concern about others. They both would like the idea of being dictators.

Trump sounded like a junior high kid with a serious crush on someone who plays hard to get. If POTUS were that boy, his tweet would have gone something like this:

‘I just happened to be in the neighborhood hanging out with some of my friends, and I need to get home. But hey, if you want to do something, you know, if you see this tweet, I’d be happy to come to your place at the “border/DMZ.” It’s no trouble. I’d just come by and like shake your hand or something. Maybe, we could hang in a blue hut or something, you know.’

See if his tweet sounds like that to you, then check out his next tweet after the man Trump “loves” met with him:

‘After some very important meetings, including my meeting with President Xi of China, I will be leaving Japan for South Korea (with President Moon). While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!’

The commander-in-chief/aka Kim lover, gushed over their meeting, tweeting it was “wonderful:”

 ‘Leaving South Korea after a wonderful meeting with Chairman Kim Jong Un. Stood on the soil of North Korea, an important statement for all, and a great honor!’

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This was the North Korean version that Trump included with his after-date tweet. The photos were nice:

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