Trump Goes Tweet-Crazy Wednesday Afternoon


The Senate Republicans in the impeachment trial have created a bar so low that it is doubtful our fast-food White House would-be king could even slide under it. On this historical day, every person involved in trying only the third impeachment trial in the history of this country has a role. Yet,  American voters have their place, too, though.

People actually have quite a bit of power with whether Republican senators call for witnesses. Elected officials consider one phone call the equivalent of 100 emails, at a minimum. A one-minute voice mail has always been a weighty tool.

These senators apparently fear losing their jobs so much that they have been throwing their vote behind the billionaire president instead of serving the country, the ones who put them in office. POTUS has been nervously tweeting.

This was how Trump spent part of his afternoon, tweeting his fingers numb:

‘USMCA is a massive win for American manufacturers and auto workers! ‘

‘USMCA is a cutting edge state of the art agreement that protects, defends and serves the great people of our Country. Promises Made, Promises Kept’

‘Thanks to our pro-worker, pro-American economic policies, unemployment is at the lowest level in more than 50 years. We have created over 7 MILLION new JOBS. More Americans are working today than EVER before. We have the hottest ECONOMY on earth!’

‘For the first time in American History, we have replaced a disastrous Trade Deal that REWARDED outsourcing with a truly FAIR and RECIPROCAL Trade Deal that will keep jobs, wealth and growth right here in AMERICA!’

Twitter world caught fire. Check out these entertaining responses below:

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