Trump Continues Monday Morning Impeachment Rant


Donald Trump is the revenge King. Before, there were people on his team that held him in check as best they can, but POTUS has been flaking them off of his administration ASAP. Now, he has a bunch of minion who when he says “jump,” they reply “on what?”

Trump complained that the Republicans should listene to him when he said this was an “impeachment hoaxlz;

‘I hope Republicans & the American people realize that the totally partisan Impeachment Hoax is exacty (sic) that, a Hoax. Read the Transcripts, listen to what the President & Foreign Minister of Ukraine said (“No Pressure”). Nothing will ever satisfy the Do Nothing, Radical Left Dems!’

Then, POTUS ordered the Republicans in Iowa to do their happy dance, because Trump had just announced “great trade deals.”

‘Republicans in Iowa, go out and Caucus today. Your great Trade Deals with China, Mexico, Canada, Japan, South Korea and more, are DONE. Great times are coming, after waiting for decades, for our Farmers, Ranchers, Manufacturers and ALL. Nobody else could have pulled this off!’

Then, he said MAGA aka “Make America Great Again:”


He must have liked this version better:


Then, the Revenge King went after his whistleblower.”

‘Where’s the Whistleblower? Where’s the second Whistleblower? Where’s the Informer? Why did Corrupt politician Schiff MAKE UP my conversation with the Ukrainian President??? Why didn’t the House do its job? And sooo much more!’

Twitter world went wild. Check out some of our favorite responses below:

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