Trump Suffers Pre-Dawn John Bolton Induced Multi-Tweet Meltdown

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His top aide National Security Adviser (NSA) John Bolton’s book has been leaked to the press. We knew Donald Trump was doing a bad job. We just could not even begin to imagine how terribly bad it was. In his book, Bolton describes the president begging the dictator of China to buy more American products. POTUS dogged Xi Jimping, because he wanted US farmers to vote him into office. Oh, but it gets much worse.

This so-called president wanted to execute American journalists and encouraged China’s dictator to put one million of China’s people into concentration camps. POTUS even thought that Finland was part of Russia. Bolton should have come forward during the impeachment hearings to testify. But like most of Trump’s buds, he was driven by money.

Thursday morning, POTUS started off promoting another book. Somehow, that does not seem as if it would cancel out Bolton’s tome:

‘“BLITZ, Trump Will Smash the Left and Win”, by David Horowitz. Amazon #1 Bestseller. Call 800-691-0022 Hot book, great author!’

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Then, Trump tried to. turn the country’s eyes away from him to the “liberal (Democrat) cities.” Who knew that cities had party affiliations? He tweeted:

“Seattle’s CHOP is just the latest example of Liberal (Democrat) cities caving to lawlessness.” @seanhannity @FoxNews’

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After that, Trump began talking in the third person. Maybe, he intends to blame that third person for all his problems? Here is a clue, when someone uses the words “to be honest,” people can rest assured, he is not:

“It’s a terrible situation, and I blame the leaders of those cities. The President of the United States has fought through a lot of different things since he’s been in office, and to be honest with you, he’s done one hell of a job.” @HerschelWalker @seanhannity @FoxNews

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Trump finally got around to Bolton’s book and its “terrible reviews.” As one who trades in lies, the president calls it a “compilation of lies.” Apparently, the worst insult POTUS could hurl at his former NSA was “sick puppy:”

‘Bolton’s book, which is getting terrible reviews, is a compilation of lies and made up stories, all intended to make me look bad. Many of the ridiculous statements he attributes to me were never made, pure fiction. Just trying to get even for firing him like the sick puppy he is!’

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Twitter world exploded. Take a look at some of our favorite responses to the man who wanted to execute journalists:

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