What does Donald Trump do in all that “executive time.” He may have been down in Austin laying bricks to build Apple’s Austin campus. At least that is how he made it sound. Of course, the president did not do physical labor, but he did take credit for it.
CEO of Apple Tim Cook annoounced his new southern campus for American-made Mac Pro. It is “up and running:”
‘The construction of our new Austin campus is underway and the assembly line for Mac Pro is up and running! Building Apple’s most powerful Mac ever in Austin is a testament to the enduring power of American ingenuity, and we’re proud it’s made here.’
Then, Trump swooped in an took credit for it. He “pushed hard:”
‘Pushed hard to have Apple build in USA!’
Next, the president bragged about pardoning a Navy Seal who committed war crimes. This was who he identified with:
‘Navy Seal Eddie Gallagher will be on @foxandfriends this morning at 7:30 A.M. Have no fear, all will end well for everyone!’
After that, the commander-in-chief attacked the “do nothing” (sic) Democrats. He blamed them for prescription drug prices and no gun laws. POTUS forgot to mention Moscow Mitch for killing all the legislation from the House, so it cannot even get on the floor:
‘Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, AOC and the rest of the Democrats are not getting important legislation done, hence, the Do Nothing (sic) Democrats. USMCA, National Defense Authorization Act, Gun Safety, Prescription Drug Prices, & Infrastructure are dead in the water because of the Dems!’
After 13,000+ presidential lies in October, we lost count. Here was another one:
‘Polls have now turned very strongly against Impeachment, especially in swing states. 75% to 25%. Thank you!’
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