No wonder Donald Trump does not sleep much at night. He sees enemies everywhere. POTUS probably imagines CNN’s chief White House correspondent, Jim Acosta aka “enemy of the people,” is hiding under his bed. The president most hold his breath as he starts on The Washington Post, imagining that the attacks that will leap out at him. There are the hoards of the Democrats trying to investigate him to death. Finally, there are his arch enemies: Special Counsel Robert Mueller and the Southern District of New York’s crime squads.
Imagine how very uncomfortable the commander-in-chief must have felt in his State of the Union address with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi standing behind him. Therefore, he gets even by misquoting her:
‘I greatly appreciate Nancy Pelosi’s statement against impeachment, but everyone must remember the minor fact that I never did anything wrong, the Economy and Unemployment are the best ever, Military and Vets are great – and many other successes! How do you impeach….’
After all, the man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office, by his own estimation, has had “the most successful first two years in history:”
‘….a man who is considered by many to be the President with the most successful first two years in history, especially when he has done nothing wrong and impeachment is for “high crimes and misdemeanors”?’
Trump used comedian Jay Leno and Fox & Friends as his Twitter shield against the late night talk show hosts. These funny men must haunt the commander-in-chief, because they not only attack him — they laugh at the Donald:
‘Jay Leno points out that comedy (on the very boring late night shows) is totally one-sided. It’s tough when there’s only one topic.”
@foxandfriends Actually, the one-sided hatred on these shows is incredible and for me, unwatchable. But remember, WE are number one – President!’
When all else failed in darkest hours of the night, Trump likely fell back on his soothing mantra:
‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!’
Maybe, that mantra did not work as well as it used to, so the president pulled out another one:
‘KEEP AMERICA GREAT!’
California has been one of Trump’s greatest enemies. He believes the state gave his 2016 competitor Secretary Hillary Clinton the popular vote, so he hits the Golden State below the belt every time he has the chance:
‘Defying voters, the Governor of California will halt all death penalty executions of 737 stone cold killers. Friends and families of the always forgotten VICTIMS are not thrilled, and neither am I!’
Of course, 45 cannot let the night go by without striking out at his threatening Department of Justice. Last but not least, Trump tweet-kicked President Barack Obama as he watched the sun rise:
‘The just revealed FBI Agent Lisa Page transcripts make the Obama Justice Department look exactly like it was, a broken and corrupt machine. Hopefully, justice will finally be served. Much more to come!’
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