Trump Springs Out Of Bed For Very Public AM Mental Breakdown

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Donald Trump lives in a world where there is an ever-increasing army of enemies under his bed. The world he talks about has a secret made-up deal with Mexico and millions of MS-13 gangs rolling over the border to storm the White House. Something is seriously wrong here. Just look at how he tweets big time, screws up the spelling of simple words, goes all caps, and tells us how wonderful he is.

POTUS has been so insecure that he has to repeat quotes to prove he is “winning wars:”

‘New book just out, “The Real Deal, My Decade Fighting Battles and Winning Wars With Trump,” is really wonderful. It is written by two people who are very smart & know me well, George Sorial & Damian Bates, as opposed to all the books where the author has no clue who I am. ENJOY!’

The House investigations into Trump have been driving him crazy. The president said “greatest witch hunt of all time,” another quote:

‘“Jerry Nadler’s Trump Bashing Show Is A Bust.” Headline, New York Post. @foxandfriends The Greatest Witch Hunt of all time continues. All crimes were by the other side, but the Committee refuses to even take a look. Deleting 33,000 Emails is the real Obstruction – and much more!’

Then, POTUS went on to say the Attorney General William Barr’s line is true. “No collusion:”

”Mueller has spoken. He found No Collusion between the Trump Campaign and the Russians. The bottom line is what the Democrat House is doing is trying to destroy the Trump Presidency (which has been a tremendous success), and I can assure you that we’re done with the Mueller……’

Trump had to demean former White House Counsel during the Nixon years, John Dean:

‘….investigation in the Senate. They can talk to John Dean until the cows come home, we’re not doing anything in the Senate regarding the Mueller Report. We are going to harden our Infrastructure against 2020!” @LindseyGrahamSC’

Then, the commander-in-chief went to screaming about something that just goes with his job:

‘PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!’

Of course, Trump had to say that Democrats were stalling over his fictional wall:

‘Sad when you think about it, but Mexico right now is doing more for the United States at the Border than the Democrats in Congress! @foxandfriends’

Trump continued, patting his  own back over the economy:

‘This is because the Euro and other currencies are devalued against the dollar, putting the U.S. at a big disadvantage. The Fed Interest rate way to (sic) high, added to ridiculous quantitative tightening! They don’t have a clue!’

Naturally, he brought in the “low inflation:”

‘The United States has VERY LOW INFLATION, a beautiful thing!’

The president tried to convince us the Fed is another enemy of the people. It has simply been doing a very good job:

‘This is because the Euro and other currencies are devalued against the dollar, putting the U.S. at a big disadvantage. The Fed Interest rate way too high, added to ridiculous quantitative tightening! They don’t have a clue!’

Then, the president once again told readers “not to be believed:”

‘Maria, Dagan, Steve, Stuart V – When you are the big “piggy bank” that other countries have been ripping off for years (to a level that is not to be believed), Tariffs are a great negotiating tool, a great revenue producers and, most importantly, a powerful way to get……’

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