When everyone is asleep, there is one man who forces himself to get by on about four hours sleep. The sounds that an old structure gives off at night in the White House are all that keep him company. In his sleep-deprived state, he ruminates about all the wrongs done to him and repeats the ever-growing list of who take up space on his enemy’s list. Then, Donald Trump fires out little mirror into his mind, his tweets.
He started off sounding more like a 1950’s nightclub host than the president of the free world. He thanked New Jersey for not having “driven large numbers of high-end taxpayers out:”
‘Congratulations to legislators in New Jersey for not passing taxes that would have driven large numbers of high-end taxpayers out of the state. Many were planning to leave, & will now be staying. New York & others should start changing their thought process on taxes, fast!’
Then, he remembered to thank South Korea’s president for hosting him. Is it possible that the president does not send handwritten thank you notes:
‘Thank you to President Moon of South Korea for hosting the American Delegation and me immediately following the very successful G-20 in Japan. While there, it was great to call on Chairman Kim of North Korea to have our very well covered meeting. Good things can happen for all!’
After insulting Prime Minister Abe of Japan on his way to the G-20, Trump also thanked him:
‘Congratulations to Prime Minister Abe of Japan for hosting such a fantastic and well run (sic) G-20. There wasn’t a thing that was missing or a mistake that was made. PERFECT! The people of Japan must be very proud of their Prime Minister.’
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2019
Naturally, POTUS wanted a clap on his back. This one he outsourced to someone else:
‘”In my opinion the President has done more good on the Korean issue in the last year and a half than President Obama did in eight years. If you look at the strides they made during the Obama years, which advocated strategic patience-they stuck their head (sic) in the sand. This is…..’
Trump wanted “a lot of credit,” so he tweeted it:
‘…..why President Trump has to deal with North Korea the way it is now. He had to figure out what to do with the Korea mess. I think this is why the President deserves a lot of credit.” Harry Kazianis, Center for the National Interest. Thank you!’
Trump must have been storing up his tweets, because he certainly off-loaded a lot of them. This one was about New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his attorney general, “they sue everything.” Ironic, no?:
‘It is very hard and expensive to live in New York. Governor Andrew Cuomo uses his Attorney General as a bludgeoning tool for his own purposes. They sue on everything, always in search of a crime. I even got sued on a Foundation which took Zero rent & expenses & gave away…’
Then, it was back to the woman who has haunted his dreams, Hillary Clinton:
‘….more money than it had. Going on for years, originally brought by Crooked Hillary’s Campaign Chair, A.G. Eric Schneiderman, until forced to resign for abuse against women. They never even looked at the disgusting Clinton Foundation. Now Cuomo’s A.G. is harassing all of my….’
His poor children have been “spending a fortune on lawyers:”
‘….New York businesses in search of anything at all they can find to make me look as bad as possible. So, on top of ridiculously high taxes, my children and companies are spending a fortune on lawyers. No wonder people and businesses are fleeing New York in record numbers!’
Trump’s crooked piggy-bank foundation that paid for his son’s Boy Scout fees got sued, too:
‘That’s right, The Trump Foundation gave away 100% plus, with Zero rent or expenses charged, and has been being sued by Cuomo and New York State for years – another part of the political Witch Hunt. Just in case anyone is interested – Clinton Foundation never even looked at!’
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