Trump Suffers Impeachment Induced 9-Tweet Morning Mega Rant

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How much damage will Donald Trump do in the days he has left? Last night he opened the door for Turkey to invade the Kurds. Trump will be responsible for the ethnic cleansing of about two million people who have been America’s ally in the fight against ISIS. This is what happened.

The president has long wanted to pull American troops out of the region and lay bare the area for Turkey’s invasion. The Kurds have amazing women warriors, and Trump has betrayed them and their men who fought by America’s side. POTUS preferred the blessing of Russian and Turkish dictators. Americans must say no.

He tweeted a flimsy excuse:

‘The United States was supposed to be in Syria for 30 days, that was many years ago. We stayed and got deeper and deeper into battle with no aim in sight. When I arrived in Washington, ISIS was running rampant in the area. We quickly defeated 100% of the ISIS Caliphate,…..

Then, it was European prisoner dump:

‘….including capturing thousands of ISIS fighters, mostly from Europe. But Europe did not want them back, they said you keep them USA! I said “NO, we did you a great favor and now you want us to hold them in U.S. prisons at tremendous cost. They are yours for trials.” They…..’

Another excuse:

‘…..again said “NO,” thinking, as usual, that the U.S. is always the “sucker,” on NATO, on Trade, on everything. The Kurds fought with us, but were paid massive amounts of money and equipment to do so. They have been fighting Turkey for decades. I held off this fight for….’

This will aid Russia:

‘….almost 3 years, but it is time for us to get out of these ridiculous Endless Wars, many of them tribal, and bring our soldiers home. WE WILL FIGHT WHERE IT IS TO OUR BENEFIT, AND ONLY FIGHT TO WIN. Turkey, Europe, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Russia and the Kurds will now have to…..’

Of course, we are “7,000 miles away:”

‘…figure the situation out, and what they want to do with the captured ISIS fighters in their “neighborhood.” They all hate ISIS, have been enemies for years. We are 7000 miles away and will crush ISIS again if they come anywhere near us!’

He also messed with the internet:

‘We just WON the big court case on Net Neutrality Rules! A great win for the future and speed of the internet. Will lead to many big things including 5G. Congratulations to the FCC and its Chairman, Ajit Pai!’

Trump also attacked the whistleblower:

“IG: DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION CONTRADICTS THE WHISTLEBLOWER.” @foxandfriends But why are people surprised? The “partisan” Whistleblower was very wrong on what was said on my perfect, “no pressure,” call with the Ukrainian President. Bring in another Whistleblower from the bench!’

 

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