There is a new political party for the upcoming 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump is the person who announced it. Still, it is unclear at this point which party he will join, and this is why.
It appears that the House impeachment inquiry has POTUS so rattled that he has started inventing words. He told Republicans to go after the “very infair Process.” Now, that might be a technical term known only to the commander-in-chief, but it sounded quite disturbing:
‘Republicans are very unified and energized in our fight on the Impeachment Hoax with the Do Nothing Democrats, and now are starting to go after the Substance even more than the very infair (sic) Process because just a casual reading of the Transcript leads EVERYBODY to see that…..’
This was the announcement of the new political party. Trump ordered the Rupublican Party to join the Republican party and “go with Substance.” What “Substance”” are we talking about, Mr.President? Give us a hint: animal, mineral, or vegetable? He tweeted:
‘…..the call with the Ukrainian President was a totally appropriate one. As he said, “No Pressure.” This Impeachment nonsense is just a continuation of the Witch Hunt Hoax, which has been going on since before I even got elected. Rupublicans (sic), go with Substance and close it out!’
Once again, the Donald claimed his “Greatest Economy in American History.” Of course, the country racks up as much debt every year as it accumulated in its entire history:
‘The Greatest Economy in American History!’
Then, POTUS went after House Speaker Nancy Pelosii (D-CA) not even bothering to give her a derisive nickname:
‘“It does appear it has to do with Nancy Pelosi retaining her Speakership in the next Congress. She would like that so she’s going to put it to a vote because that’s what her political left really wants.” @SteveDoocy @foxandfriends A disgraceful use of Impeachment. Will backfire!’
Of course, Trump had to attack the media:
‘A Federal Judge is allowing the Nick Sandman libel suit to move forward against the thoroughly disgusting Washington Post (which is no longer available at the White House!). He could now have a good chance of winning. Go Nick!’
Next, Trump went after one of the most patriotic people in the country:
‘Yesterday’s Never Trumper witness could find NO Quid Pro Quo in the Transcript of the phone call. There were many people listening to the call. How come they (including the President of Ukraine) found NOTHING wrong with it. Witch Hunt!’
Twitter world went wild. Take a look at some of our favorites below:
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