As it turns out, Donald Trump really does not have a sense of humor — at all. Remember that time when he said “‘Russia if you’re listening, release her emails,’ or whatever the hell I said? ‘Find her emails.'” He claimed he and his 25,000 closest friends cracked up, but the cameras missed it. Yeah right. Let us get a man with a real sense of humor to replace him on the world stage, okay?
The Donald wanted to look in Joe Biden’s ears before the first presidential debate. Who knew these two were that close? Joe said no. It was kind of creepy. For some reason, POTUS thought that the Democrat on stage would be cheating by having someone behind the curtain feeding him lines. Now, why would he think that? Oh, wait a minute.
Maybe, someone should have a look inside of the orange man’s ears. Backstage at the debates, they drew straws. Then, the poor guy who got the shortest straw, had to do the dirty deed. Rumor has it that the crew had to inject the poor loser an animal tranquilizer and hand him a martini just to complete the inspection.
Joe Biden decided to have a little fun at POTUS’ expense right before the first debate, you know, because Trump hates that. The Democrat sent out a tweet that had Americans across the nation cracking up — this time in the good sense of the word:
‘It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.’
Twitter world fell on the floor laughing at Biden’s great sense of humor. Take a look at some of Americans’ great responses below:
— Tara Dublin #RIPRBG #BidenHarris2020 (@taradublinrocks) September 29, 2020
“my earpiece and performance enhancers” pic.twitter.com/vgRdTcSsBw
— NotATweeter16 (@NotATweeter16) September 29, 2020
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) September 29, 2020
Featured image is a screenshot of a video via Twitter.
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