Trump Suffers 16-Tweet ALL CAPS Morning Mental Breakdown From Hospital

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No one outside of the Walter Reed Military Medical Center apparently knows how Donald Trump is feeling. He jumped into his fortified SUV for a quick Sunday driver around town. Then, he sent out a torrent of tweets Monday morning. Does he even have coronavirus?

People are left to wonder how sick he is and generally sink to the worst speculation. Journalists have been digging to find out his real condition. The AP discovered that he is leaving the hospital today — maybe. Trump tweeted:

“I’m voting for Donald Trump. My father is a Union Worker and his 401K has tripled under President Trump.” USA Voter. @foxandfriends Thank you, and remember that the Stock Market is getting ready to break its all time high. NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE BEST EVER. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!!’

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Trump is a real steam roller even with the doctors. He certainly would not make a good patient, and they probably are eager to let him go. But how wise is that? Those with COVID-19 can get worse at the drop of the hat.

A sick president could fake his death, get out of the election with dignity, and escape legal consequences. That would be brilliant:

‘IF YOU WANT A MASSIVE TAX INCREASE, THE BIGGEST IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY (AND ONE THAT WILL SHUT OUR ECONOMY AND JOBS DOWN), VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!’

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Is Trump even sick? With all the mixed messages, people wonder. Someone realized that a healthy president would tweet more than once a day. So someone got busy, and with their far better grammar sent out all of these tweets:

‘Virginia Voters! Your Governor wants to obliterate your Second Amendment. I have stopped him. I am the only thing between you and your Second Amendment. Working hard in Virginia. It’s IN PLAY. Better Vote for your favorite President, or wave goodbye to low taxes and gun rights!’

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Then, the flood of presidential one-liners started:

‘STRONGEST EVER MILITARY. VOTE!’

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‘STOCK MARKET HIGHS. VOTE!’

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‘LAW & ORDER. VOTE!’

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‘RELIGIOUS LIBERTY. VOTE!’

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‘BIGGEST TAX CUT EVER, AND ANOTHER ONE COMING. VOTE!’

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‘401(K). VOTE!’

 

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‘BEST V.A. EVER. 91% APPROVAL RATING. VOTE!’

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‘BEST V.A. EVER. 91% APPROVAL RATING. VOTE!’

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‘SPACE FORCE. VOTE!’

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‘MASSIVE REGULATION CUTS. VOTE!’

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‘PRO LIFE! (sic) VOTE!’

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‘BETTER & CHEAPER HEALTHCARE. VOTE!’

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‘PROTECT PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. VOTE!’

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‘FIGHT THE CORRUPT FAKE NEWS MEDIA. VOTE!’

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‘SAVE OUR SECOND AMENDMENT. VOTE!’

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‘PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH (BRING OUR SOLDIERS HOME). VOTE!’

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TODAY is the LAST day to register to VOTE in ARIZONA, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, OHIO, AND TEXAS! Click below for more information, and let’s #MAGA!’

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Twitter world went nuts over all the coronavirus lies. Check out our favorites below:

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