Who do we hear riding in on a horse named Bated Breath? And will House Speaker wannabe Kevin McCarthy, (R-CA) really expel the gun-toting Georgia representative itching for his job? That is right, she is the one who leads with her unmasked face. Probably not. But back to Bated Breath. It seems, the V-Dem Institute at the University of Gothenburg in Sweden analyzed the world’s democracies. It found our GOP leadership was one of the most “illiberal’ parties existing. In other words, “the Republican Party is now a quasi-fascist organization.” But back to Bated Breath…
Remember the My Pillow guy? You know, the one who was lurking around the White House in Donald Trump’s dwindling days, as The Washington Post reported. He was sued by Dominion Voting Machines for a cool $1.3 billion. The defamation lawsuit pointed to him wrongly claiming the voting machines flipped the election for President Joe Biden.
Well, Mr. Pillow just sited at a most unusual spot.
As if by magic, there he was at the Republican Governors Association’s (RGA) spring conference in Tennessee. Now that Trump has gone down the drain, for him at least, Mike Lindell just does not have enough conspiracy theories to occupy his time.
So Pill, we assume we can go informal here, Pill flew into Nashville under his own power it seems, for the three-day conference. Then, what to my wondering eyes did appear but an event coordinator in the Mariott lobby booting him to the curb. In fact, Pill was forbidden from sneaking around the RGA at all.
Maybe, Lindell just wanted a free dinner at the Tennessee Governor’s mansion, so he crashed their Republican Party. One of the people there said, according to The POLITICO:
‘These events are for RGA members, and Mike Lindell is not currently an RGA member.’
Sure, Trump said he was a friend. But that was in the Rose Garden, and things were different. This after Mr. Pillow produced a feature-length documentary for the falling-off-the-cliff conspiracy bullhorn, One America News Network. Pill was spreading the Big Lie, that the biggest victim and millionaire was indeed poor misunderstood 45.
Lindell claimed he had been invited to dinner. But then again, he believed Trump was still president of these United States. To prove his point, Pill showed a screenshot of the “CONFIDENTIAL” agenda and schedule. He also went around pointing at a badge that he thought said “executive roundtable reception and dinner.” But it really said, “expel roundhead from reception and dinner.”
Earlier, Lindell appeared on former Trump’s campaign CEO and Italian monastery usurper, no stranger himself from being booted out of a nation, Steve Bannon’s radio show. There, Pill promised and crossed his heart to confront Governors Brian Kemp from George and Doug Ducey from Arizona.
This was not the first time Pill had gone to the RGA. In 2020, he bundled up in his ugly winter coat, because he forgot to wear his ugly sweater and traveled to their winter meeting. We hear he broke in when Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell slipped him in through the hotel’s kitchen in a compost hamper. This time, McDonnell has avoided him like the pandemic.
At that RGA, a couple of governors urged him to run for Minnesota’s governor. Trump has also suggested the idea, but probably just to keep him from sneaking around in the ex-president’s resort golf courses.
After the governors kicked him out of their spring conference, Pill hopped his private jet for Whereabouts Unknown. That is the name of his fluffy enclave.
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