Trump Chooses To Fight Biden ln Boxing Match & Predicts A Knock Out

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What a class act Donald Trump is. He just challenged our President Joe Biden to a fight in a boxing ring. Let us ponder this. The ex cheats at golf, as well as elections, business, and on to infinity, but how would he cheat in a boxing match? Well, there would be his Gucci steel-toed shoes. And the boxing gloves would be out of real Corinthian leather, right?

When we go to the optometrist, he or she says “this eye:”

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Or “this eye?”

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That leaves the choice of who would win up to us. This all started during a promotional event for Evander Holyfield, 58,  boxing against Vitor Belfort, TMZ reported. When asked about a hypothetical fight, Trump’s mind walked right over to 46:

‘Well if I had to pick somebody in the world, not only a professional boxer because I’ll take a pass on the professional boxers. I think probably my easiest fight would be Joe Biden because I think he’d go down very, very quickly. Very, very quickly. He’d be in big trouble. I think Biden would go down within the first few seconds.’

Well sure, if Trump boxed like he played golf. The ex has been a well-known hit below-the-belt kind of guy, so he would probably try that first, which is, of course, illegal. Polish fighter Andrew Golota earned his nickname “The Foul Pole” that way. Maybe, the former president would like to be known by that moniker?

Manassa Mauler shared some of his techniques with America’s fighting men through the book How to Fight Tough available on Amazon. He wrote it as a training guide for Coast Guards as they into entered World War II.

Back to Trump cheating. There was always Mike Tyson’s ear-biting. As much as the ex likes fast food, we can see how that would appeal to him. Or there is headbutting. No, Donald, that is not throwing blows to the head and then the butt. This illegal moved causes deep cuts in the opponent’s forehead and bleeding into the eyes, thus ending the fight.

Luis Resto’s trainer Panama Lewis took out the padding of his fighter’s gloves. That turned a fair fight into a bare-knuckled fight. He ended his opponent’s career. Within his gloves, a boxer could also wrap his hands in plaster of pairs and let it harden. According to ESPN, that would mean:

‘Suddenly, he has hands of concrete.’

Then, of course, there were drugs, as The Inside Hook wrote:

‘Doping has the potential to transform a solid fighter into a lethal machine. Mosley has acknowledged taking the BALCO steroids “the clear” and “the cream.”’

The Donald and Junior will earn millions of dollars to “call one of three broadcast options” for the Triller fight on Saturday alongside his son, Don Jr,” according to DTJ Prostějov who said the gig is a “natural fit” for Trump and son.

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