Why does Donald Trump offer his Mar-a-Lago venue for weddings? Money? Well yes, that is true. But perhaps he does it so that he can crash them. After all, he has a captive audience. What are they going to do? Throw him out? This time, he embarrassed himself worse than ever.
Now that his Twitter account has been gone for nearly a year, 45 had to find somewhere to complain about how he is just a victim. Does he have any idea how weak he sounds when he said that Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Mark Milley was mean to him?
In the video, we saw the ex-president sounding like Saturday Night Live’s (SNL) Drunk Uncle character. Of course, the old guy has little to do other than nurse his grievance and add to his enemies list. This time, he went after the general and how the 20-year-war in Afghanistan ended.
Trump said that he told General Milley:
‘$70 million planes. You mean you think it’s cheaper to leave it there so they can have it than it is to fill it up with a half a tank of gas and fly it into Pakistan or fly it back to our country?’
In a pitiful attempt to make fun of the general, he tried to imitate his voice:
‘Yes sir, I think it’s cheaper, sir. ‘
To the laughter of his guests and in his own voice, Trump said:
‘That’s when I realized he was a f*cking idiot.’
Then he said the mob was a “protest,” and the 2020 presidential election was “all rigged:”
‘The mail-in ballots, it was just horrible.’
‘The insurrection took place on Election Day, and the rest was a protest, and what they should be investigating is the election, not what took place that day, because the reason they had the protest was because of the election. It’s very simple.’
“Drunk Uncle Trump” pic.twitter.com/QTYr2KxHOx
— Gizmo’s Dad (@blackhawks1114) December 5, 2021
But it was not unusual for him to crash wedding parties. When a person thinks they are the center of the universe, it can become a bit tedious. Earlier this year, The Vanity Fair wrote about the ex-president’s impromptu rambling, incoherent wedding speeches:
‘One wedding-related fear many people have is the prospect of a drunk guest grabbing the mic and, through slurred words, asking everyone to take their seats so they can just “say a couple of words,” tripping ove the bandleader’s foot in the process and yelling, “Hey, man, watch where you’re going!” before launching into a rambling, incoherent speech about how they and the bride were supposed to be together before the groom came along and “stole her.”‘
 ‘Presumably fewer, if any, have ever worried about a former president of the United States wandering into their reception and giving a toast that involves ranting about how the election was stolen from him, in addition to some incomprehensible thoughts on the situation at the border and how he could have made a beautiful deal with the Iranian government the likes of which the world had never seen. Until now!’
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