Trump Appears To Have A Malfunction With His Pants At NC Speech

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They say that Donald Trump is full-out take-out crazy, because he actually believes he is going to rise again in August. And then he will take his rightful place on the White House throne, which would be well-greased in Gorilla Glue. For those looking for evidence to prove their insanity plea, just look to the ex-president’s trousers when he was invited to speak at the North Carolina Republican Convention. Take a real good look.
A tweeter captured two memorable moments in Republican history and labeled the image “No Fly.” Sure enough, the photo shows zero fly on the former president’s pants. But the tweet added, “I think I know where it went:”

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And what do you know? There it sat on former Vice President Mike Pence’s white hair. That was particularly unfortunate for the former VP, because he was in the vice-presidential debates where a body in a coffin would have shown more movement than he did.
During his North Carolina speech, the ex-president hit China, once again and went one step deeper into his swampy belief system. He called for our semi-enemy to pay reparations to “the world?” That would have a pretty hefty price tag, unless he was thinking about 50 cents each.
Wait. Now, we remember the Trump pattern, it was so easy to blank out these post-tweet days, was it not? He was repeating himself again…and again…and again. He blamed China and to take your eye off of the Moscow man, Vladimir Putin. And of course, the ex-POTUS declared he had won the election.
 
Rinse and repeat. Speaking of that, who voted for the guess that the ex’s image had been photo-shopped to erase one of those oh, so embarrassing wet spots?

Twitter world went crazy when they saw this. Take a look at some of our favorites below:

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